We’re displaying anything but model behavior this week as we dive into ZOOLANDER.

Ben Stiller stars as the titular fashion model who’s recruited to kill a foreign leader, which in 2001 was just another absurd comic premise but in 2026 sounds incredibly plausible. There’s even a man in the movie who’s demented and deranged enough to try that. Spoiler: he’s the current president of the United States.

In our bonus-feature segment, we ponder what happened to supermodels and how ZOOLANDER might look if it were remade today.

And we ask and answer the question: does ZOOLANDER matter in 2026? Give us your best Blue Steel and listen!

NOT ANOTHER 2001 MOVIE  ...