In this episode, we explore a delusional couple trying to sell a no-bathroom house with four kitchens, the idea of a hearing-ear dog, and degenerate gambling spouses willing to let their daughter tank her performance.

Mutter 1: Glenn Boozan + Andrew Ford

Mutter 2: Justin Tyler + Alden Ford

Mutter 3: Craig Rowin + Cathryn Mudon

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