Season 1
Yo, How Many Pushups Can You Do?
In this episode, we explore the complicated relationships of two best friends, two lovers, and three weird-ass neighbors. Mutter 1: Benjamin Apple + James Dwyer Mutter 2: Johnny McNulty + Katie Marovitch Mutter 3: Billy Merritt + Shannon O'Neill Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!In this episode, we explore the absolute worst "friend," a prankster grandma, and an old zombie mummy who can't eat or drink. Mutter 1: Tao Yang + Jake Cornell Mutter 2: Greg Tuculescu + Hillary Anne Matthews Mutter 3: Sarah Claspell + Beth Appel Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters! In this episode, we explore the aftermath of an overly aggressive pitch meeting, an awkward fraternity rush, and three guys with strange habits waiting at a bus stop. Mutter 1: Ben Rodgers + Craig Cackowski Mutter 2: Marshall Stratton + James Coker Mutter 3: Benjamin Apple + James Dwyer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters! In this episode, we encounter some mixed and confusing innuendo, three men named Cliff, and a mother with a pet octopus. Mutter 1: Jerah Milligan + Lily Du Mutter 2: Katie Marovitch + Johnny McNulty Mutter 3: Laura Willcox + Lauren Adams Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters! In this episode, we explore a delusional couple trying to sell a no-bathroom house with four kitchens, the idea of a hearing-ear dog, and degenerate gambling spouses willing to let their daughter tank her performance. Mutter 1: Glenn Boozan + Andrew Ford Mutter 2: Justin Tyler + Alden Ford Mutter 3: Craig Rowin + Cathryn Mudon Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters! We're in the Parking Lot of a Chuck E. Cheese
In this episode, we meet the most positive bride-to-be in the world, a manager trying on dresses during her smoke break, and a chemist who splices clothes together to ill-fated results. Mutter 1: Patrick Noth + Morgan Evans Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Beth Appel + Sarah Claspell Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!In this episode, we explore a relationship on the rocks, mistaken fetishes, a failed attempt at a catchphrase, and a very trustworthy co-worker. Mutter 1: Lauren Lapkus + Jeff Hiller Mutter 2: Mike Antonucci + Daniel Spenser Mutter 3: Achilles Stamatelaky + Carl Tart Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters! Ketchup and Mustard Make Toothpaste
In this episode, we explore an awkward breakup involving a roommate and a volleyball team, the financial and familial fallout of becoming a professional lifeguard, and a candid date in a very long hallway. Mutter 1: Jake Cornell + Tao Yang Mutter 2: James Coker + Marshall Stratton Mutter 3: Jen Bartels + George Kareman This episodes First Two Lines were submitted by Becca Boerman! Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!Pee-wee Herman Was My Father
In this episode, we explore a secret that delays eight dudes from going camping in a VW Van, two offended hikers, and celebrities based on the fathers of two friends. Featuring... kind of, sort of Captain Hippo: Daniel Spenser + Mike Antonucci Andrew Ford + Glenn Boozan Michael Hartney + Connor Ratliff Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!They Call Me The Space Cowboy
In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother. Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your FTL, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! Like, subscribe, and leave a review to help make more Mutters!