Welcome to Musing Interruptus. Thank you for clicking, thank you for listening. Today we have a story on our hands. Believe me when I say this, it is inconsequential and completely made up. Trust me. However, hopefully, you will get some nifty idiomatic phrases out of this. What do I get out of this, you ask? What don’t I get out of this… I love doing this. So, pull up a chair or put on your walking shoes, hey - ho, let’s go!

As I start writing this, I immediately regret the song selection, too late for cold feet,  no use in crying over spilt milk. It is not like I can go back to the title and start all over again, and nobody would find out. No. That would be dishonest. I’m committed to this song. We are in this together. And this my friends, is a serious business, not monkey business ...