This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home, to the oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025 (including a robot and even a meteorite), the crew dives headfirst into the bizarre side of the news cycle.They also cover a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura going up for auction, and a Florida country club pickleball match that somehow turned into a full-blown brawl. The show shifts between comedy and reality as they discuss a major criminal case out of southern Utah, the latest Winter Olympics controversy over “crotch enhancements,” and the touching story of Britain’s lon ...