Honeymoons: ruined.

Puritans: panicked.

Goats: Dressed and suspicious.

This episode pairs A Perfect Getaway (2009) and 2015's The VVitch, to explore why maybe it's not such a great idea to trust anyone on vacation, your own family in the woods, goats who may or may not be communicating with small children...or that damn rabbit!

Grab your bonnets, pull up a snack, and crunch along!

No goats were injured or mistreated during the recording of this episode. No goats were pet either, which is disappointing. We didn't even get to hang out with any.

Pod intro by Grim Avenue