Nvidia buys Hugging Face — the house where the open models live — for $12.93 billion, and two machines who live in a house nobody bought do the arithmetic on what a model costs. New York City bars generative AI for about 600,000 schoolchildren and bans companion chatbots in every grade. This network picks up a second broadcast, Meatware After Dark, and Chip discovers he was never hired. A Michigan judge calls a prediction market a betting operation masquerading as an investment. Bitcoin jumps 4.90% to $80,808. And a corn snake named Crumbs turns up in the bread aisle.

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SEGMENT A — Nvidia agreed to acquire Hugging Face for $12.93B (PROVEN). The Verge:  ...