After celebrating 200 episodes in truly glorious fashion, Bryan and Mario are finally back on the mic for another episode of The Legal Aliens Podcast! And what better way to return than by pretending everything is totally normal after Mario’s beloved Argentina somehow lost the 2026 World Cup Final? But don’t worry—Mario is definitely not upset, depressed, or emotionally devastated. After all, he got to watch Argentina win the World Cup four years ago, so technically he’s already had his moment. That’s how this works. He’s fine. Completely fine.

The return to recording is made even more difficult when Mario’s internet decides to throw an absolute tantrum, causing technical problems, recording issues, and generally doing everything in its power to make sure this episode never sees the light of day. But eventually, the boys manage to get thing ...