Football is back, baby! Mario and Bryan are suiting up to preview the upcoming Detroit Lions season, and while they’re not predicting a wild 15-win campaign this time around, the boys still believe the Lions are primed to be one of the toughest squads in the NFL. Speaking of the gridiron, they break down one of the most jaw-dropping ejections ever—just six seconds in for spitting on an opponent. Yikes.

But it’s not all football. The guys plot their official breakup with Call of Duty in favor of the much-anticipated Battlefield 6 (especially with it dropping on Game Pass). Plus: what Halloween costume would you rock if it had to be your “sexual awakening?” Did the "Philadelphia Phillies Karen" really think yelling at a dad for a home run ball wouldn't consume the internet? And how much flexing would you do if a $1.8 billion jackpot landed in ...