Keeping Up Appearances

by Keeping Up Appearances Podcast

Who played 389 games for Arsenal? Or 66 games for Wolves?

A new football podcast that delves into some of the weird and wonderful aspects of the game. Our regular features include Marooned 5 and Keeping Up Appearances, which is the reason the podcast started in the first place. Give us a listen and tell a friend. We're sure you'll enjoy it.

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Podcast episodes

  • Season 2

  • Episode 7 | Bradley Wright-Phillips, Olivier Giroud and 100 bucks

    Episode 7 | Bradley Wright-Phillips, Olivier Giroud and 100 bucks

    An old friend returns this week as Max joins us from Stateside, trading places with Callum in more ways than one. His life inspired our M5 topic - Best Brits Abroad. We also used some European football ties in our game of KUA and, for our own sake, we won't mention this week's Keepy Up Appearances shambles. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

  • Episode 6 | Two Mr Ps, Lee Cattermole and Jodie Comer

    Episode 6 | Two Mr Ps, Lee Cattermole and Jodie Comer

    This is an instant classic! We were joined by Lee and Adam, the Two Mr Ps of Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast), as we discussed the ultimate teacher's pet in football. If you're a football fan who works in education, this podcast is a must-listen. The Lampard family neopitsm, Gary Neville's friend list and Lee Cattermole's CV were just some of the things that came up. And, if you want to know which footballer you'd need in class for an Ofsted inspection, you'll find it here. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if, unlike Gary Neville, you have one).

  • Episode 5 | Charlie Chalk's, Neymar and FIFA 2003

    Episode 5 | Charlie Chalk's, Neymar and FIFA 2003

    This week we are joined by a football TikToker and a friend of ours, JDBFootball. He discusses football's finest showboats with us and admits his fear of Arsenal in this week's North London Derby. We were treated to Bob's quiz opener this week too, which was a bit chaotic to start with but turned into a classic by the end. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

  • Episode 4 | 90s players, Jeans and 10 Calorie Jelly

    Episode 4 | 90s players, Jeans and 10 Calorie Jelly

    This could be our least structured but also our best episode yet. Tosh delivered an all-timer but probably not for reasons he'd hope for. In Marooned 5, we discuss 90s footballers we'd love to see in the modern day game and KUA features our first international tie of the season. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

  • Episode 3 | Barclaysman, Linkee and Celtic

    Episode 3 | Barclaysman, Linkee and Celtic

    Episode 3 brings some of the usual KUA content, as well as a brand new intro game - Football Linkee. We also discuss the new phenomenon of the Barclaysman (©The Cultras Football Podcast) and debate modern day versions. We also have a tricky game of KUA, featuring two teams none of us care about one bit. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).