Is Masters of the Universe (1987) a misunderstood cult classic, or proof that some toys should never become movies?

🎬 In 1987, Cannon Films took one of the biggest toy franchises on the planet and turned it into… this. Dolph Lundgren strapped on the armor of He-Man, Frank Langella became Skeletor in what many still call one of the greatest villain performances of the decade, and a pre-Friends Courteney Cox ended up on Eternia for reasons the script never fully explains. The film cost around $22 million, grossed just $17.3 million at the box office, and is widely credited with helping sink Cannon Films entirely.

💥 And yet, nearly 40 years later, we're still talking about it. The film has earned a genuine cult following, there are people who will die on the hill that Langella's Skeletor is legitimately iconic, and the entire thing  ...