House of Fire & Blood

by Caroline and Gretchen

What if George R.R. Martin's Fire & Blood was written more like HBO's House of the Dragon? Caroline and Gretchen analyze Martin's work from this perspective and search for the hidden stories in the text.

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • Call Wyvern Extermination Co For All Your Wyrm Removal Needs - Episode 21 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 2

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    Call Wyvern Extermination Co For All Your Wyrm Removal Needs - Episode 21 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 2

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    Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 2. Elissa Farman escapes into the West while rumors about Balerion's location circulate until, oh no! Aerea returns on Balerion, and George R.R. Martin embraces his Eldritch-horror subplot! Wyrms wyrms wyrms!TRIGGER WARNING for discussion of body horror and traumatic birth imagery from 00:57:40 to 01:50:00.Questions or comments? Email us at houseoffireandbloodpodcast@gmail.com

  • Pay No Attention to the Conical Westeros Behind the Mask - Episode 20 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 1

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    Pay No Attention to the Conical Westeros Behind the Mask - Episode 20 Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 1

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    Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the tenth chapter chapter, Jaehaerys and Alysanne: Their Triumphs and Tragedies Section 1. Rhaena Targaryen wanders the rainy countryside searching for Aerea, while Jaehaerys buckles down on projects that were totally only his idea and Alysanne is not at all involved! Oh yeah, and there's a new heir presented to the smallfolk Lion-King-Style! Questions or comments? Email us at houseoffireandbloodpodcast@gmail.com

  • The Real Theme is the Patriarchy We Made Along the Way - Episode 19 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 3

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    The Real Theme is the Patriarchy We Made Along the Way - Episode 19 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 3

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    Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood by concluding the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 3. While Jaehaerys continues to start new projects and Alysanne enjoys her daughter Daenerys (who will DEFINITELY be queen one day), Rhaena has to cope with a daughter who runs away and a murderous husband. Being the royal family is awesome and not at all traumatic! Questions or comments? Email us at houseoffireandbloodpodcast@gmail.com

  • The Patriarchy Is Bad, and Other Groundbreaking Analysis - Episode 18 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 2

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    The Patriarchy Is Bad, and Other Groundbreaking Analysis - Episode 18 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 2

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    TRIGGER WARNING EPISODE - Caroline and Gretchen continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 2. When the High Septon dies, Jaehaerys and Alysanne take a convenient trip to Oldtown to mourn him (with their dragons!) while some plot-relevant eggs disappear on Dragonstone. And the patriarchy is very bad to Alyssa!TRIGGER WARNING for discussion about traumatic childbirth, infant mortality, birth mortality, and forms of surgery surrounding said topics. Discussion begins at 51:30 and ends at 1:45:00. Questions or comments? Email us at houseoffireandbloodpodcast@gmail.com

  • Do Wise Women Dream of Electric Meat? - Episode 17 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 1

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    Do Wise Women Dream of Electric Meat? - Episode 17 Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 1

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    Gretchen and Caroline continue their analysis of Fire & Blood with the ninth chapter, Birth, Death, and Betrayal Under King Jaehaerys I Part 1. Jaehaerys starts his grassroots campaign among the small folk, Rhaena is maybe a little traumatized, and Alysanne is almost assassinated (pour one out for Rosamund Ball) in this thrilling section. And remember kids, incest is good and definitely has no genetic repercussions! Questions or comments? Email us at houseoffireandbloodpodcast@gmail.com