Vampires are supposed to be terrifying, immortal creatures of the night… so naturally, humanity decided they could be defeated by garlic, sunlight, wooden sticks, and apparently basic household items. In this sarcastic episode, we take a hilarious look at the ridiculous things that supposedly kill vampires—and question why an ancient supernatural monster has so many embarrassingly specific weaknesses.

Because nothing says “apex predator” quite like being defeated by a piece of furniture, a vegetable, or someone opening the curtains.

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