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HOLD THE DECORUM

HOLD THE DECORUM

by Jennifer Elson & Kyle Ewan

Season 1

Screen time in the nursing home

This week we're talking putting Hilary Duff back on the map, Uggs with heels, wtf do athletes carry in their bag, our wish lists, the Wayfair scandal, and so much more. Expression of the week: three sheets to the wind

Let's go Blue Gays!

This week we're talking men celebrating, the Louvre heist, Kyle updates us on the tween drama, reality tv being inhumane, phone peeping, the Clarisonic, credit card scammers, recently used emojis and so much more.

Celebrities trying to make a buck

This week we're talking the Rapture, a Laneige class action, Lisa Barlow, Craig Conover being a slug, noise cancelling being a public safety issue, peeing your panties and so much more. Expression of the week: Them's the brakes

Kids these days

This week we're talking Mount Rushmore (again), Crumbl CEO, kids birthday parties, the phonetic alphabet, Cardi b and so much more. Expression of the week: All my eye and Betty Martin

Momma I'm fuku'd

This week we're talking performative outfits, date horror stores, wedding speeches, locking up Larsa Pippen's injector, Mount Rushmore 2.0 and so much more. Expression of the week: Hoist with his own petard

Did you settle?

This week we're talking nothing being TMI, morning shed, new Kelly Clarkson lyrics, build a bear, couples settling, and so much more. Expression of the week: She's feeling no pain

Wtf is hypergamy?

We're back and we're boring! Think of this as us warming up our vocal cords, but rest assured: we’re ready to start gracing your ears weekly after our hiatus. This week, we're talking crazy couples, rumour-starting, some john mayer hate, quarter-life crisis, hypergamy(?), and introing our new segment, an advice column!

Get PETA on speed dial

Disclaimer: The video might only make it to tiktok. Sorry not sorry. This week, we’re introducing a new segment: Dragging Our Husbands. We're chatting about ChatGPT’s climate impact (what is it?), justifying our flaws based on our zodiac signs, picking another bone with Service Ontario, city petting zoos, Facebook groups, and a little more. Expression of the week: Wouldn't say boo to a goose

Bring back crazy frog

This week we're talking frogs, toe fungus, WAGS, hemorrhoids, Bridgerton, dollar store pregnancy tests, The Chrisley pardon and so much more. Expression of the week: The still frog sees the ripples others miss

Emptying our cheeks

This week we're talking emptying cheeks, AI knowing us more than we know ourselves, religion, fall down Fridays™️, botox emergencies, and fashion police. Expression of the week: Cut the Gordian knot

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