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Fuckbuddies!

by Mischa and Hayden

Comedy Sexuality

Episode 7: The Podcast Who Was Birthday

Ah, the first birthday. The birth was an entire year ago, and though our bodies are still recovering from carrying our auditory baby to term, we are in the clear to reminisce, recollect, reflect, and other words starting with “re”. In this episode, we celebrate ourselves, our journey, our story, with our very first guest-host, our bard of esteemed merrymaking and craftsman behind our theme song, Hazel Alva. To all our three listeners who we do not know personally: who are you? And to every listener, including the former group, a sincere and grateful thanks for following us through thick, thin, and Casanova. A toast to another year of cum comedy and good times! Huzzah! Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Episode 6: May Contain Nut

We take a detour to the kitchen to expunge the subject of eating and cooking with semen, a subject both of us are very serious about. No podcast-host was harmed during the production, at least not physically. Hayden cooks up... interesting meals, and is taken to court for his crimes. Mischa holds a midnight snack of a seminar about the spiritual and lifegiving history of swallowing instead of spitting it out. Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Episode 5: Oops! All Quizzes!

Mischa and Hayden tried to do a fun episode about the legendary lover Casanova, but, well, he sucks big time. So, well, oops, it's quiz time! Mischa finds out which deity Haydens sex-life embodies. Hayden accidentally tries to sell Mischa a love-package getaway. Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles This episode uses the track “Great Glen” by Taylor Hayward, a sound-effect from zapsplat.com under their free license.

Episode 4: Teledildonics 101

Mischa and Hayden TELECOMMUNICATE over the CYBERWEB about the SPACE-AGE approach to remote-controlled sextoys, or, in layman’s terms, teledildonics. TUBULAR! Hayden lays down some groundwork investigation into the phenomena. Mischa lays down the law (litterally). Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Episode 3: Condom Mechanics

Mischa and Hayden unwrap (HAHA GET IT) the condom, it's many mysteries, forms, sizes, flavors, and uses. Mischa unravels the timeline of the condom, from lamb-intestine to rubber. Hayden develops a classification system for the very real animal-species of the condom. GENERAL TW: Rape, colonialism, sexism Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Episode 2: First Times

Fuckbuddies dives into the greasy world of first times, specifically sexy first times. Hayden busts a biological myth. Mischa makes a cultural conspiracy board. Hayden and Mischa scry in some bones to find out when Mischa will lose their V-card. GENERAL TW: Biological essentialism, mysogyny, sexism, rape Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Episode 1: A Case for Sexual Education

The good ship Fuckbuddies sets off for it's virgin voyage into the world, by asking (and answering) the question: what is sexual education? Mischa talks a lot. Hayden revisits catholic school guilt. Mischa tests Hayden in a cruel game of wits. Fuckbuddies! Theme by Hazel Alva @hazel.alva.music Email: heckbuddies@gmail.com Instagram: @heckbuddies Mischa, instagram: @gayracula Hayden, instagram: @digerid00dles

Public Service Announcement: Hiatus

Hi! We are going on a bit of a hiatus until around february 2022, due to Mischa doing his bachelor-project and Hayden doing an internship. Stay safe and don't forget to wrap it up until our dulcid tones meet your ears again. This episode uses the track “Great Glen” by Taylor Hayward, a sound-effect from zapsplat.com under their free license.

Fuckbuddies! Meditative Trailer

Hello. You are listening. And what are you listening too? Soon, it will be Fuckbuddies. Soon. This trailer uses sound effects obtained from https://zapsplat.com