This week, Suze asks Tonya to hang out with Bella, Edward, Jacob, and the rest of the fine folks of Forks, WA. Suze provides an overview of Twilight lore, which - much to Tonya's confusion - has very little to do with actual vampires, and shares a Very Suze Story that involves lying to strangers in the Target book section.

Will Tonya be convinced to hitch a ride on Suze's back and zip around the woods of the Pacific Northwest or will she just take her baseball bat and glove and go home? Hold on tight, spider monkeys.

The first person to correctly identify the phases of mitosis will receive a Golden Onion. Ok, that's a lie, but we'd love to hear from you at hearmeoutpodfans@gmail.com!