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So... now we're holding nothing but infinite ammo and broken expectations within this Star Wars universe....
You gave us infinite ammo… but no infinite drip? Y’all brought the Death Star but couldn’t bring Ahsoka back? Literally infinite ammo…crafty move. Time out! Epic with the lead!
The moment someone locks onto you with a blaster, your soul is sent straight back into the lobby....but I’m not mad. I’m enlightened. There’s peace in knowing we’re all gonna get deleted at light-speed.
Today’s episode is about the weapons we hold onto in Fortnite that say way too much about how we handle chaos. It’s about how the guns we carry reflect the mess inside our minds. It’s about the panic reloads. The last-second slot switches. The completely unjustified loyalty to trash-tier gear.
Let’s break it down. Slot by slot. Bullet by bulle ...