Two geniuses discuss what we can improve in the modern garden. And the answer? Is looking backwards. But also forwards as well. You see, we must learn lessons everywhere we can. Come, gentle listener, and optimize garden.

It's just been so long. I'm sorry y'all. That's on me. This is Griffin. You see, I am a filmmaker and I was busy making a short film. I have three of these fuckers in the can and I just keep making more. Eventually someone will screen one of them in a festival, right? Christ. Email us if you want to see one of the films. You can only pick one: Film 1, Film2, or Film 3