Sing, my pervert of music! Vero and Delaney are taking on one of the big dogs with Andrew Lloyd Webber's girl pervert megamusical masterpiece The Phantom of the Opera (1996)! How does the musical hold up after 40 years of activating perverts around the world? Can we avoid Love Never Dies spoilers in the AO3 tags? And most importantly, does the Phantom know what sex is, and has he had it before?

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