Welcome back to Fairy Gaymothers! This week begins with Kat conducting a deeply important reenactment of the internet’s most pressing philosophical question: would it actually be weird if Stitch and Girl Stitch were in a relationship? Meanwhile, Hunter experiences a series of rapid fire crash outs, sparked by everything from pimple stickers to the countless injustices of modern life.

The girls also take a moment to recognize the invaluable contributions Eli has made to society, including releasing a certified pop princess album and single-handedly making it socially acceptable to openly admit that you want to fornicate with a DJ. Progress comes in many forms.

For this week’s lesson, Kat and Hunter turn to the sacred archives of Gay AITA Reddit, reading through a collection of delightfully messy stories to determine who is actually the ...