Has this become an Amy Childs stan account? Possibly. Does this week's episode of TOWIE feature the debut of 'JEL'? Absolutely.

We bring you another instalment of "Let's Talk About the Rühmours", a full episode (all 22ish minutes!) recap of THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX Series 1 Episode 2, and a bonus segment where Nicole and Jessica improv advert voiceovers. Available for hire: excusemepodteam@gmail.com.