In this debut episode, Gabs breaks down one of America’s messiest group projects: the Electoral College. Why does it exist? (Spoiler: racism.) How does it work? (Barely.) Who benefits? (Guess.) From prom-queen chaos analogies to espresso-martini red flags, Gabs makes the system make sense—minus the math.

You’ll learn:

💅🏽 Why the founders basically said “we don’t trust the girls, the gays, the theys—or literally anyone.”

💅🏽 How the Three-Fifths Compromise boosted slave-holding states’ political clout.

💅🏽 Why small, rural, mostly white states still have outsized power today.

💅🏽 How you can actually hold your senators and reps accountable so your vote isn’t giving “sidelines chic.”

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