This week’s episode of Empty Nest Happy Hour is a rallying cry for every midlife woman who’s over the expectations, the pressure, and the folding of laundry. Inspired by the viral “We Do Not Care Club” created by Instagram’s @justbeingmelanie, Danielle and Amy dive into the things they officially no longer care about—ranging from chin hairs to blender etiquette.

They also introduce the week’s cocktail: the We Do Not Care, a rebellious combo of cheap red wine, Diet Coke, and a lime wedge—because, honestly, we do not care what anyone thinks.

Finally, they relive their college-era love for Kevin Smith’s cult classic Dogma, and recount their night out seeing Jay and Silent Bob live. Get ready for '90s film nostalgia, stories of perimenopause sass, and a wig-fueled summer update you didn ...