We're back after years of silence, to catch up, complain about failing joints, and accidentally start an anime podcast.

In this pilot episode, Zach confesses he gets emotionally wrecked by high school rom-coms just to feel something, Ron dodges construction workers and tracks down a runaway cat in Nicaragua, and we both try to understand why anime student councils possess the sovereign authority to overthrow governments.

Plus: ghost kitchen delivery economics, Sir Hiss-a-lot the ball python, why werewolves make terrible tenants, and naming the show in real time. This week's homework: Code Geass, 5 Centimeters per Second, and smoking with a dog at the grocery store... or something.

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