Season 1
In 30 Feet, Turn Left
Scatter!
A Bird Tells Us to Fight to the Death
A bird wakes us up at the crack of dawn, tells us to take a ride in the carriage, and we end up at the colosseum
We met a frog, killed a man, failed to build a gun, and insulted a dwarf
Found a bird man with a cool hat. He told us we should fight to the death, so we decided to do it.
So we got a letter. We wondered who it was from. Turns out it was from a really important dude with a mildly important quest.