Episode notes
We took one for the team by huffing the fumes of 25,000 headlines and turned them into this gasoline-dream broadcast, tune in, drop out.
Xi rolled tanks through Beijing with Putin and Kim clapping along, a stage play where victory is just muscle memory dressed in medals. The World Meteorological Organization muttered about La Niña returning, meaning floods where you don’t want them and drought where you need rain—global farming as a slot machine with a broken lever. And tomorrow two asteroids will whip past Earth close enough to make you look up, but not close enough to save you from your commute.