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Zelenskyy and Europe’s suits staged defiance in D.C. while Trump kept winking at Putin’s carve-up map. Markets twitched on Powell’s whisper trail to Jackson Hole, Soho House sold itself off for $2.7 billion and tossed Ashton Kutcher on the board, and the UK handed commuters a 5.6% kick in the teeth with new fare hikes. Wegovy hype fattened Big Pharma’s wallet again, a viral arrest fanned old COVID dread, and Hurricane Erin circled offshore like it already owned the dice.

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