🎙 Doomscroll.fm — Episode 0817.1...
🎙 Doomscroll.fm — Episode 0817.1: Peace Deals, Heatwaves, and Market Hangovers

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Trump’s Alaska summit ended with Putin smiling and Ukraine’s borders on the bargaining table—peace by land swap, gift-wrapped in denial. Back home, he staged a “crime emergency” in D.C., seizing control of police from a city that just hit a 30-year low in violence. Europe baked under 40 °C heat, with fires licking at the edges of farmland while leaders scramble to Washington to keep Trump from rewriting history with a Sharpie. And Germany’s markets? Investors dropped optimism like a bad stock tip—trade deals fizzled, recession whispers grew louder, and nobody’s buying the happy talk.

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