TRUE CRIME TUESDAY
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Don't quote me.... It's probably nothing by Kellianne Rugh
Aug 20, 2026
28:17
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TRUE CRIME TUESDAY IS HERE

This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re stepping away from the aliens and conspiracy boards for a little bit and diving into some true crime stories that are so bizarre, they almost sound made up.

We’ve got a burglar who got too drunk to escape the house he broke into… so he called 911. 📞

A tiny kitten named Magnolia who was allegedly stolen from a pet store and brought along during a bank robbery attempt. 🐈

And a man who allegedly broke into an airport, boarded a JetBlue plane, and apparently decided to spend the night sleeping in the bathroom.

Come hang out with me!

🎵 Song of the Week: “Cemeteries” — Beila

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True Crime