Ah, the terrible lizards. As children, we see dinosaurs as wondrous, almost mythical beasts. So how come the greatest children's entertainers consistently fail to make decent movies about them? Important questions: How much violence against children can be put into a children's movie? How hard is it to bury an apatosaurus? Where are all the female characters? Cards on the table: there was about two hours of content cut from this episode, wherein we talked about anything other than these bad movies. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere

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