Crappy Anime Showdown

Crappy Anime Showdown

by Mike, JW, Producer and Guest
Season 22
Release that Witch vs Witch Hat Atelier
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Release which Witch? the Witch with the hat of course! Two witches enter, none of us leave! Hooray for hyped up anime about witches I guess. I don't know what else to say except enjoy.
Eren the Southpaw vs MARRIAGETOXIN
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(Sung to the tune of Toxic) Have you seen MARRIAGETOXIN?! Well we have and it honestly was a lot different then we were led to believe in almost every way. And honestly the same can be said about the Banksy wannabe/she-don't-wannabe Eren the Southpaw. All in all a pretty good showing of anime.
The Darwin Incident vs Needy Girl Overdose
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They say if you put a milli0n monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, they will eventually write a Tale of Two Cities. Well what happens when you put one male scientist in a room with and average looking female Chimpanzee? You get a Humanzee and an anime called the Darwin Incident. Then we have Needy Girl Overdose, which really should be named Needy Girls, Overdosing because it is a lot darker than it first appears. The outcome of this match is awaiting you.
Season 22 Selection
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This was probably our hardest selection yet. We really didn't have much to choose from, so much so that we went off script a little and used a different streaming service. So hop on in and buckle up for a wild ride.
Season 21
Shiboyugi vs Tamon's B-Side
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VINDICATION!!!! That's right. I absolutely called that the one show should not have moved on as it was just baiting us. Which show you ask? You are going to have to listen to find out on this season's finale!
Roll Over and Die vs Tamon's B-Side
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We are nearing the end of this season and in this semi-final there are two very strange anime. One is about the real side of being a pop idol. The other is about what its like to be cast out of the hero party as a slave and then to become one of the good slave owners. So there you have it. I hope this episode lets you enjoy any of what I just described.
Isekai Bean Counter vs Shiboyugi
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Counting beans and having sex to cure magicule sickness runs rampant in the Bean Counter. While Death games are being played, yet I see no food on any table since episode 1 is what we see in Shiboyugi. Other than that you can expect the same old anime slop.
Tamon's B-Side vs Oedo Fire Slayer
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I have never watched an anime that lied so hard in its premise than I just did with Oedo Fire Slayer. I do not believe they slay a single fire in the first 3 episodes. They just recruit members into the jankiest group of firefighters I have ever seen. Tamon's B-side is about a K-pop Idol dealing with the real life struggles of being famous and we see it through the perspective basically his fan club manager. Let us hope we do not have another Yolanda/Selena incident.
Dark Moon vs Isekai Office Worker
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Ouran High School Host Club meets Vampire Knight vs Yaoi Japan Isekai. That's all there is to say. Enjoy
Shiboyugi vs Dead Account
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One of these anime is what I believe Mark Zuckerburg wanted the MetaVerse to be. The other anime is what the world will be in approximately 10 years or so. Both are very depressing. Both were hard to swallow. Both must be talked about.
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