Welcome back! This week: poop rankings by religion, a roofie request nobody asked for, and a full breakdown of which superhero votes red. Drop your Batman political take in the comments.

CHAPTERS:

00:00 Michael is PISSED

02:55 Dropout Stories, Gummibär & He-Man

09:49 Blue-Collar Heaven, OSHA & a Near-Death Driving Test

15:00 Robert Frost Roast, Is Future Hot & Rap Beef Talk

23:33 Michael Goes Viral Mid-Pod & the Roofie Trust Test

29:45 The Kabuki Dookie Birthday Story & Ranking Religions By Poop

42:26 Jehovah's Witnesses, Cancer History & Ancient Paranormal Theories

51:01 I Saw Mommy Banging Santa Claus

58:50 Captain Israel, Real Vigilantes & Superhero Politics

1:06:02 Ancestry & Attila the Hun's Body Count

1:09:28 See You Ne ...