The London Floorplan

With Tony & Tori

The commute is optional, but the gossip is mandatory.

Ever wondered what’s actually happening behind those floor-to-ceiling glass windows in the City? Or why every creative agency in Shoreditch suddenly has a "meditation mezzanine"? Join Toni and Tori as they peel back the vinyl frosting on London’s most iconic, eccentric, and occasionally absurd office spaces.

From the high-altitude prestige of The Shard to the repurposed warehouses of Hackney, Toni and Tori are your boots-on-the-ground guides to where London works. Part real estate review, part cultural commentary, and 100% honest, they’re looking for more than just a desk—they’re looking for the soul of the city’s workspace.

What’s on the Agenda?

The Vibe Check: We rate the aesthetics, the lighting, and whether the "industrial chic" look just feels like an unfinished basement.
The Amenity Audit: Is the rooftop terrace actually usable in November? And why is the coffee always "artisanal" but the Wi-Fi "patchy"?
Commuter Logic: We calculate the exact distance from the nearest Tube station to the front desk (and which pubs are on the way).
The Neighborhood Watch: Exploring the best lunch spots, hidden gyms, and after-hours haunts surrounding the office.

Whether you’re a CEO looking for a new HQ, a freelancer hunting for the perfect hot-desk, or just someone who loves a good look inside a multi-million pound renovation, The London Floorplan is your all-access pass to the capital’s commercial pulse.

"Because at the end of the day, an office is just a room—unless it has a decent view and a hidden bar."

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