In this episode:We list 5 dealbreakers on the next Suns head coach.

We play “Hit the Homer,” a game where Ryan hears KD trade machine ideas and tries to guess which team the person who made each one roots for.

We discuss “Why the hell would you trade Kevin Durant?” and Logan compares him to a Birkin bag for some reason.

We offer rapid fire takes on everything from Chris Quinn (good) to basketball astrology (bad).