There were gasps of terror AND gasping for air from laughing so hard during this all-new installment of Booty-Clenching Tales. Gen had never heard wtf a "crawler" was, but thanks to the terrifying story we dive into today from one unlucky midwest camper and his 120-lb German Shepherd, she'll never sleep soundly again. We also learn why Kaitlyn will never be able to a) safely own a firearm and b) why if you find intestines in your yard, bury them immediately. THANK YOU to the Reddit babes Lugosthepalomino & oogerooger for sharing your stories with us & the world on Reddit:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/BackwoodsCreepy/s/cNag577q1a