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by Camp Catastrophe

Everyone thinks they can survive the zombie apocalypse. Everyone believes they know their own doomsday prep. But do you know how to detect a gas leak in your bunker or an abandoned house? Do you know which flora and fauna, when you're building your bomb shelter, are safe to eat? Do you know how to distill your own pee to drink? That's where we come in. Welcome to Camp Catastrophe, where we counsel you on crises. An apocalyptic  ...   ...  Read more
Comedy
How To
Nature

Podcast episodes

  • Season 1

  • Camp Catastrophe: Welcome Back

    Camp Catastrophe: Welcome Back

    S01 E04
    00:52

    Hi campers! Just wanted to give you all a quick update on where we've been and why there's been radio silence on our end. Thanks for understanding, talk to you all soon!

  • Episode 3: If Dangerous, Why Friend Shaped?

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    Episode 3: If Dangerous, Why Friend Shaped?

    S01 E03
    55:00
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    Have you ever wanted to take on a brown bear in a fight to the death in the woods to protect your campsite? Pro tip: don't. We'll tell you why!

  • Episode 2: Cheffin' it Up in the Wild

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    Episode 2: Cheffin' it Up in the Wild

    S01 E02
    01:15:00
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    Are you hungry, Campers? We sure are! Thank you for keeping patient during the stress of finals week. Now that camp is back in session, we’re going to deep dive into everything you need to know about maintaining hunger and hydration while you’re camping. Please remember to consult foraging guides before you eat anything you’re unsure of. We cannot afford lawyers at this present time.

  • Episode 1: Poison Ivy Asshole

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    Episode 1: Poison Ivy Asshole

    S01 E01
    47:07
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    Introducing your Camp Counselors Rain and Poppy. We review camp tent types, fire safety procedures, and what not to use as toilet paper. Our website is under way we’ll let you campers know as soon as it’s done! Stay hydrated, stay sharp, and survive!