Sara and Eve reveal the weirdly specific things they'd buy as millionaires — laundromat washers, rain walls, a family compound, and more chaos.

00:00 Cold Open 00:23 Survive & Thrive

05:05 This Week's Topic: If We Were Millionaires

07:03 The Ultimate Laundry Room + Mind-Reading Coffee Machine

09:44 Buying a Summer Camp & Building a Family Compound

14:36 Overwhelm the Label Shoutout

15:16 Retro Kitchens, Physical Media & a Pajama Business

18:34 Buying Back Dairy Queen

20:15 Fountain Drinks, Popcorn & Condiment Subscriptions

22:08 The Ultimate Frozen Meal Prep Service

24:03 Sunken Living Rooms, Foam Pits & Indoor Slides

26:03 Sundae Bars, Fabric Printers & Rain Walls

30:58 Bringing Back Payless & Pop-Up Shops

33:52 Tutoring, Adulting ...