This week, we’re diving into the things we absolutely do not have the time, energy, or emotional bandwidth for — from over-the-top Christmas aesthetics to celebrity drama that somehow still ends up on our For You Pages.

In true Burnt Out Perfectionist fashion, we bounce between the funny, the petty, and the unexpectedly deep as we unpack: 🎄 Christmas trends that make zero sense 📸 The pressure to have an “aesthetic holiday” ✨ Celebrity relationship speculation (please stop asking them) 🎤 Why fandom culture can get… a little unhinged 💅 Wellness trends we’re too exhausted to even pretend to try 🤦‍♀️ And all the random chaos life keeps throwing at us

Basically: if everyone else seems obsessed with it, we probably don’t have time for it — and we’re talking about why.

Come laugh, rant, and spiral with us as we break down ...