Jastin appears to be running late for a very important date, but aren't we all? He's probably stuck in some Alpine traffic with Alice due to that impromptu banana run he decided to make. Reading about Pompeii has an interesting effect on some folks; for Jastin he gets strange cravings. Guns are an interesting thing as well. They don't seem to be bound by the laws of physics. Probably because Newtonian physics are a lie. Firearms can also be used as an MFA option by the way #themoreyouknow