PLEASE NOTE: FOOTBALL TALK BEGINS AT 31:40. EVERYTHING BEFORE IS NONSENSE!

• Mommy Acronyms (1:00)

• Podcast Housekeeping (5:55)

• Jerrick Reads His Big Announcement from Notecard (10:30)

• Alan's Chromeo Thing (16:00)

• Booker Beef Report (18:00)

• Ari's Brain Dump (25:00)

• Trade Reviews (31:40)

• Ranking All Teams 12 to 1 (48:30)