It's a jam-packed episode of Birthday Boy!

• I talk about my time as a Cutco Knife salesman, (including slicing my finger, making a drunk pitch, and mule-kicking some dude I was forced to bunk with at a sales conference because he was snoring

• The classic "Grape Lady" YouTube video and Ronnie Pickering

• A voicemail that can help me make $10,000 PER WEEK! I can't pass this up!

• Talkin' Weiners with Alex

• Getting to see John Cena live and boo Goldberg at WWE Smackdown

• A new cold on top of the old cold. It's the winter of perpetual sickness

• Uncle Klif calls with a HUGE opportunity!

And tons more!