I'm back with a full episode 71 recorded entirely on my phone.

• NFL picks for the Conference championships

• more complaining on what a crappy 3 weeks this year has been so far

• Why didn't the old neighbor bother to help Kevin in Home Alone at ANY of the multiple times he became aware of Kev's situation before Christmas Eve?

• Costco fun at the checkout

• Helping the Domino pizza driver find where she was going

• The spectacular end of a not-at-all spectacular friendship, and how all the racists who get called out by me follow the EXACT same playbook