We start this episode off without St. Louis comedic legend Darius Bradford. He comes in late with a good excuse, but turns out, he was just ironing his sweatshirt for nobody to see it. But (!), he gives us a myriad of gems: if you have an excuse, go big, can you imagine dying on a full tank, and what it means for the house phone to ring. We talk about social media, respecting time, and seafood boils.