We spiral from traumatized toddlers to heated piracy debates, somehow managing to make Magic: The Gathering sound both fun and morally superior.

• 00:12 - Craig's in trouble

• 01:05 - Dental drama with toddlers

• 02:35 - Xbox exclusives dying

• 15:06 - Magic addiction begins

• 35:33 - Nintendo's iron grip

• 49:19 - Piracy ethics throwdown

All death threats must be directed only to DiJaDi, and include an attachment of $5, and must be completely in jest, or else they'll be reported to the appropriate authorities and considered prosecutable.