The guys sit down for a double feature of 90s vampire action movies connected by Robert Kurtzman's excellent effects work. Robert Rodriguez' first blockbuster vs John Carpenter's swan song. Does James Woods make wood based boners puns because his name is Woods? When is the last time George Clooney or Robert Rodriguez was good? Tarantino was on Broadway? Stein has watched how many Fred Williamson movies this year?!?!