Gillian's stuck without enough bandwidth to even run her camera — which tells you everything about this episode's main topic.

📡 The 3G Shutdown Crisis — real numbers on regional connectivity failures in NSW and SA, why telcos keep insisting everything's fine, and why patchy mobile coverage is a genuine safety issue, not just an inconvenience

🎓 NFF February Masterclass — Gillian and Katja are both presenting at the National Farmers' Federation's "Navigating the Ag Industry as Women" webinar, and why acknowledging your own value isn't the same as claiming superiority

👶 Conference Update — a parents' room (not a monkey enclosure, despite the view) and new cocktail party tickets for partners who'd rather skip the main event

🛰️ Starlink vs. the NBN — why satellite internet has been a genuine game ...