fly, cheat, and steal

sports are difficult, nobody's denying that - but nobody's exactly been looking for a way AROUND it, either.

that's where mickey comes in: reading off the majority of the official wikipedia list of sports, and determining whether they're good or bad based off of one feature and one feature only. if he can CHEAT at a sport, it's good! if he can't, that sport sucks ass. get the picture? (you shouldn't; as always, this is audio.)