get get get get got got got got

mickey may live with their head in the clouds, but he's got an absolute DEATH GRIP (get it? :D) on the inner-workings of the online prank community. why do they all suck so hard? is it because, sometimes, life itself is the biggest prank of all?

...it's also just completely possible that these pranks suck bc they suck. we're open to that, it's possible.