roar!! what is it good for?

mickey - someone who's already anachronistically floating somewhere between the early 70s and the mid 90s - turns the clock back even FURTHER in the interest of getting paleolithic with it. or cretaceous with it. jurassic feels overdone at this point but whatever, that's fine too.

the point is, today we're exploring the wild, wacky, and usually just plain weird world of dinosaur movies - not the educational ones. or the good ones. or any of the ones actually worth watching otherwise.

from brain-in-a-vat anti-solipsism scenarios to fucken straight-up slow-burn body horror transformations fer kidz(!!), mickey explores only the plots, acting, casting choices, and screenwriting bad enough the make the dinosaurs GLAD they're extinct.