We Are Douchebags

We Are Douchebags

di CJ Squilliam
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STREETS SPEAK 5? MORE LIKE STREETS PEAK 5 CUZ WE EATING EVERY WEEK LET'S FUCKING GO RAHHHHHHH

Here's another fuckin episode dweeb. I know i'm a fuckin rockstar pumpin these episodes out on time, something you could never even dream of doing. Oh yeah, did i forget to mention that you're still a fuckin doofus. I'm tired of carrying this show on my back. Everybody knows the white sosa, who tf knows cj squilliam or andre. Two no name fuckin doofuses leeching off my success. If you ever get tired of being number 2 and want to know what it's like to be THE MAN then hit my line and maybe i can teach you a thing or two. Until then enjoy ridin my wave and lookin up at me from my shadow.- The White Sosa Honestly I'm thankful he does this shit every week cuz that means I don't have to do anything for show notes. Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow

STREETS SPEAK EPISODE 4

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Finally an on time episode. Too bad at the end of the day ur still a fuckin doofus. Fr I ain't neva heard not one nigga say "yo put on that new cj squilliam" you goofy faggot. Why do you even try any more. You might as well go on ahead and KILL YOURSELF. Fuckin lame ass nigga. -The White Sosa Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow

Doug From Who's Right Podcast Ghosted Me Like A Woman

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As the title somewhat explains, I've been trying to get Doug from Who's Right on our show but he is being a little gay boy. That's okay though because Anthony is the better half of that show anyways. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

STREETS SPEAK EPISODE 3 LET'S GOOOOO

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streets speak episode 3 lol sorry for the delay i been fuckin bitches and gettin money you doofus. Maybe if u got rid of that ol yee yee ass haircut you would get some bitches on ur dick. Matter fact tanisha would call yo dog ass if she ever stop fuckin wit that brain surgeon or who ever she fuckin wit. NYYYYIIIIIGGGGAAA Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow

We Tell Lies for an Hour Straight (Or Gay)

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Didn't listen back to it yet so this is the best description I got for now. :3 Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

The Best Episode of We Are Douchebags (So Far): Into the Epstein files, Names and Lists

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I think we may have crossed the line in a few different spots this time. (It was worth it.) To any future employers I would like to clarify that any and all content heard on this show is satire and is not meant to be taken seriously. (Except for the stuff we meant 100% like Andre being a p*doph*le) “It’s hard to watch, and you’re gonna be hard while watching.” -Direct quote from Pave. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

We Are Douchebags Presents: The New Year Special

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This time we talked about the highlights from 2023. I don't remember much about the episode because I stopped listening back to them and you probably should too lol. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

We Are Douchebags First Annual Christmas Special

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This year gather around the fireplace to celebrate our late Christmas Special that I was too fucking lazy to upload. Currently going through it but that's okay cuz it's Christmas and I have new Lego. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Douchebags Speak to their Hero and Idol: Mike the Accountant

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This week, Mike from the Nitwits Podcast, Insanime Podcast, and guest of Who's Right Podcast joins us to argue about something called We are Assholes. Mike: https://x.com/NotWaaMike?s=20 Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Douchebags Help A Friend Recover from a Traumatic Event: How to Help Someone Cope with Extreme Trauma

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CJ just recently went through a life changing traumatic event. His two friends Andre and Pave help him to find the best way to cope given proven research and facts. Matthew aka Intro Guy:https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff:https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*
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